SMILE! – SMILE! – SMILE!
Now that I have your attention, hopefully you won't go anywhere and will allow me to
introduce myself. (Smile)
My name is Jason. I enjoy long walks around the track under the moonlight and dinners
reserved in only the finest and most elegant five-star chow halls for me and my friends.
I'm not the usual deadbeat you're probably used to meeting. I have a high-paying job
and make a whopping 8 cents an hour. (Smile) I know, you're probably saying, "How did I
get so lucky" and are adding up the figures right now with your calculator. Rich and a
great personality – what more could you ask for? (smile) Best of all, I'm a Gemini and
today must be my lucky day because my horoscope says love is in the air. (Smile) So,
let's hope its talking about you and not one of these big scary looking guys in here with
me who's named Bubba and starting to wink at me right now. (Smile)
As you can see I'm a bit of a clown and nothing would please me more than bring a smile
to your lovely face. In return all I ask is to meet someone special and unique to brighten
my day as well and bring a smile to my face.
If you think this is you I look forward to hearing from you soon. I will respond all letters for
true friend is priceless and extremely hard to find. (Smile) Like a wise man once said,
"Life is short"! So stop wasting time and start writing me.
Jason Merritt #K-44844
PO Box 7500
Crescent City, CA 95532
RELEASE DATE- SERVING A LIFE SENTENCE
CONVICTED OF- HOMICIDE
DATE OF BIRTH- 06-14-77
SEXUAL ORIENTATION- STRAIGHT
AD STARTED- 03-26-13
AD EXPIRES- LIFETIME AD
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